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marriage age

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:10:27 GMT

TAKE THiS QUiZ TO FiND OUT WHAT YOUR
MARRiAGE AGE iS:

[x ] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] I own more than one credit card.
[ ] I know how to change the oil in my dads car.
[x] i can wash my clothes
[ ] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[ ] I think politics is exciting.
[ x] I balance my checkbook.
[] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total: 6

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[ ] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total: 5

[x] I know how to do the dishes
[x] I can count to 10 in another language.
[ x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it
[ x] My parents trust me.
[ x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[ x] I pay attention at school/college.
[ ] I remember to feed my pets.

total: 8

[x] can spell 'experience' without looking it up (DUH)
[ ] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The people at Starbuck's know me by name.
[ ] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[x]I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[ x] I cant go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[ x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total: 6

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[x] I have been to a tupperware party
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] I have more bills than I can pay.
[x] Most of my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x ] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 7

add up all the number and repost this
as: MY MARRIAGE AGE IS -- 32 ...

Holy Mother of!!

How Slutty Are You?

[x] Have you ever kissed in public?
[x] Hugged more than 5 people in one day?
[] Worn a playboy necklace?
[x] Got in trouble for what you wore?
[x] Skirt was too short.
[x] Was in the bathroom with someone of the opposite sex?
[] Teachers talk about you?
[x] Dated a guy/girl in a older grade?
[x] Opposite sex older than you say your attractive?
[x]Broke up with someone for someone else?
TOTAL : 8

[x] Danced with someone?
[] Been the middle in a sandwich?
[x] Grinded with someone of the same sex?
[x] Been to a boy/girl pool party?
[x] Jumped in pool naked?
[x] Went skinny dipping late at night?
[ ] planning on hooking up w more then2 ppl? the same night
[] lead ppl on all the time?
TOTAL : 5

[x] Played chicken?
[x] Went topless?
[] Had your first kiss before you turned 10?
[] Kissed in pre-school?
[x] Gotten a hicky?
[x] Someone told you "I'd tap that"?
[x] flashed someone just because?
[] woke up somewhere and dont rember wat happened?

TOTAL: 5

[x] At least one weirdo guy has left you a message/comment on xanga/myspace?
[] Recieved a titty twister?
[x] Danced on a pole?
[x] Screamed "HEY SEXY" to someone you never met before?
[] People think your older than what you are?
[x] A guy/girl has asked you for your number?
TOTAL: 4

total score= 22

Total x's multiplied by 3

I'm 66% slutty daw.

Jeez!!damn survey.lol

nak ng shietz

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:31:41 GMT

nak ng shietz hapit na kaayu!!5 weeks!!and gaka-feel na nko ang pressure sa akong freaking cr0tch hole.i know not a pretty picture.haha.i had the 3 hour glucose test last week and and pisti nga corpman dli kabalo mu-tunong sa bangag!!imbis 4 times lng ko i-prick..ika-7 na nuon!!perting daghana sa akong tuplok...naa pa gyud koy bruise sa akong bukton tungod sa inatay.haaayyy!!juice k0w!!eniwei highway, hapit nko manganak ug murag dli nko mka-hulat, ambut kung sa kahadlok, kakulba or excited lng ko.basta..mao na na^.lisud i-explain ang dli masabtan.hehe.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:00:20 GMT

10 more weeks and this baby will be out of my body!!!!!!thank god!!!i cannot effin' wait!!!people tell me i have a a big belly for someone so small.what does that really mean??does that mean that i am just fat? because according to the scale at the doctor's office i gained 12 lbs. in the last 6 mos. i would hardly claassify that as fat especially when you are 6 mos. preg0!!effin' morons. what do they expect a pregnant woman to look like?freakin' paris hilton?!!people have such high standards for other people but they don't care to look at themselves. picture this 5ft., 180 lbs., hasn't had a haircut in 10 years, no make-up whatsoever and stinks like a mother effin' sewer. how's that for a mental picture of someone who has high standards.screw y'all!!i am 7 mos. preg0 and i don't look like i'm about to p0p and i still look good and smell better than half the population that consider themselves high-class.urgh!i didn't know being high-class meant that you had to look and smell like a homeless person.

ok enough of this. i do not want my child to look like an ugly dwarf.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:22:00 GMT

i want to be one of those happy pregnant people..but i'm not. they say pregnancy and the whole evolution of motherhood is the best experience one can ever have. i say it's bullshit. i say it's a load of horse shit piled on horse manure. fucking pile of stinky manure. being pregnant is not the best experience. it is fucking draining as hell and you feel like you are the ugliest and fattest person on earth. you feel like no one takes care of you but yourself. its all a motherfucking stupid act so that everyone will believe the fucking fairy tale they are selling. i am not fucking buying it. i am the most vile and evil person in this planet right now. i say amen to those who are having a great pregnancy..and to those who are suffering and not having the "most beautiful experience"..i say amen to you too and more power. it takes a lot of fucking guts to go through a whole damn pregnancy especially a very unhappy one, but what other option is there.abortion? too inhumane. i swear to the heavens above that i will teach my child all the evil things in this world. and make him despise his own father and make him the bravest, meanest person alive so he can make his father suffer and in the end have the courage to finish him off. see i told you that i was the most evil person in this planet. that does not end there. i have more things planned and i assure you that it won't be nice and pretty with a little bow on top. it will be coated in hate, anger and blood. only a couple more months and i will bring forth the spawn of the devil.

what i have to say

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:45:46 GMT

i have nothing to say. i am so sck and tired of being so sick and tired all the time.

hey asshole get me a drink

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 18:58:43 GMT

it started out with eating spaghetti and then some cigarettes and then some beer and then a game of asshole. the spaghetti was the bomb coz it was loaded with velveeta cheese.yummm!!the cigarettes i'm not so proud of since i am trying to kick the habit.the beer..so-so.im not a big fan of beer.the asshole game was the highlight of the night.so you ask how this game is played?

the dealer deals all the cards to all players (you can have as many players as you want), while the dealer has the cards he can make anyone do anything he wishes i.e. grab him a drink, dance for him or chug a beer until he says stop.

for the first game, the player with the 3 of clubs goes first. the next person can either drop a card with the same number (to skip the person next to him, the peson who got skipped needs to chug his beverage) or drop a card that has higher value than the 3.

the 4 card is a social, meaning if you drop this card everybody has to drink their alcoholic beverage.

the 2 card is a clear card, this will clear all the cards in the tables and you can drop whatever card you want.

the 4 and 2 cards are lifesavers so use them wisely.

the ace card can be either a 1 or it can be higher than the king card.

a pair of cards beats a single card, a three of a kind beats a pair of cards.

the first person who gets rid of his cards first becomes the president, the next person who gets rid of his card next is vice president and so on. the last person to get rid of his cards or still has cards in his hands is the asshole (he is the person in the bottom of the genepool).

now the fun begins...

to start the next game

the president can make one rule that everybody has to do or a rule that can affect only one person (i.e. everybody has to sing a song before putting down a card or pick their nose before putting down a card, if they dont follow the president's rule then they have to consume their alcoholic beverage).the president can only make one rule for every game.if one person is president for 3 times in a row then, he can make a rule that will stay regardless of who is president.THE PRESIDENT CAN MAKE ANYONE DO WHATEVER HE WANTS!

the vice president can order around the people below him to do whatever he wants.

the next person in the chain of command can order the person below him to do whatever he wants.

the asshole is basically the beer bitch, the clown, the butler...he is nothing but a court jester who has to follow what his superior tells him to do.

**the clincher of the game is that no one can say a player's name, no one can point, no one can say the word DRINK, DRANK or DRUNK.

if you do any of these things then you have to consume your alcoholic beverage.

any questions?alright!let the games begin!!

new job

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 17:01:40 GMT

i start my new job next week. i have the best schedule ever. i am scared shitless of the first day, i will be in a 1 month training together with the lucky ones who got picked for the position. i am happy that i got hired by the company because i have been waiting for this oppurtunity. i get to save a lot of money now that i have a new job... imagine spending $80 on gas every week..multiply that by 4...thats $320 in one month for gas and that is just my truck...my husband spends $120 for gas on his car, but i can't do anything about that. now i get to save $240 because my new job is just 10 blocks from my house.10 blocks!!!!if i drive that'll take me at least 5 mins. including all the stops i have to make bc0z of the stupid st0p signs. 5 mins as opposed to the 20 mins that i had to drive in my old job. i save time and money!hahaha.but really i will still be working part time in my old job since my b0ss literally begged me to do so. she says that she does not want to let me go and my skills are very valuable to her.eerrr..sure...just as long as i get paid. i will only work for her twice a week about 10-15 hours a week...thats not too bad now is it?hehehe.so yeah...new job...new people...new experience...new everything..i just hopei do a good job and impress my managers so i can get a raise in 6 months.hahaha.i haven't even started and im already itcihng for a raise.aaahhhh....greed.lol

beachhh

Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:39:40 GMT

i need to submerge some part of my body in the nearest beach.i need the beach like i need air and water.2 more weeks and i will be able to smell the sweet salty air.aahhh...contentment.i need to surf..to rid myself of this toxic matter called stress...must surf..must have sunscreen..must get to the beach...ASAP!!

w0rk suxx

Fri, 26 May 2006 19:43:04 GMT

w0rk suxXx...but it pays the bills..and god knows how many of those i have to pay.lol.so anyway, i'm planning on going to socal on june 22 to see my bestfriend/ex-roommate who's flying in from NYC..we were both talking about how we were going to surf half the beaches in orange county..while we were talking about it i was actually drooling.i can just imagine the blue water and the beautiful waves.oh my god!!!on that same trip i will buy myself a new board..and hopefully amtrak will agree to have that together with my check-in bags.if not then i guess ill have to drive down, which i really don't want to do coz gas prices are killing me.this is what i get for getting a ridiculous gas-guzzler.haaayy!!!this has been one of the slowest days ever...and im hoping that it will be slow enough not to make me late for my appointment with the real estate agent.im so excited in the prospect of buying another house, because this house is like the ultimate romantic house i have ever seen.*sigh*.i don't care if i have to work 100 hours a week just to pay for it...i want that house and i want it now!!!the appliances that we have right now don't match the colors of the new house --think:black granite countertops, dark cherry cabinets,dark chocolate floors and....a white fridge...yuck!!!the white fridge will never match!!!--..so we have to buy a new black and chrome fridge..yes!!!hehehe.i am so vain.i want everything to be perfect!!!!

another birthday and my little spiderman

Wed, 17 May 2006 21:51:11 GMT

another birthday has come and gone..it was one of the best birthdays because my whole family was there except for my sister in law and my little angel.=(.half of my friends from the west coast came to celebrate and get drunk..they also came to finish off whatever was on my fridge and on the table.my mom was telling me that she was amazed that one tiny person could eat so much mango float (i wouldn't consider arnie tiny..lol). my friend's wife was shocked to see a huge roasted pig in the table..and she wouldn't eat a bite because she thought that the pig had suffered enough with being roasted and all.it was too funny.. a lot of people got drunk and my little brother had too much alcohol he kinda hurled half his dinner.haha.i had most of the things that i wished for and then some.a couple of people weren't able to go because they had to tie some loose ends but it's all good...because i will see one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world in a few weeks.she's gonna pay for not going to my party...living in the east coast is not an excuse!haha.

last weekend my brother went back to the great P.I. to "go back to school"..lol.i think i spent half if not all of my paycheck to buy stuff for my little angel..and i don't care because the thank you's and i love you's i got from my little spiderman was priceless.he was ecstatic because i got him a laptop leappad and he said he was gonna start studying..as if!!i am hoping that i will get to see him this december if all goes well..i need to save up for that big trip.

so much has happened and it has all happened very fast..but time flies, the next thing i know it will be time to see my brother and his family again and will get to hug and kiss my little spiderman.