it started out with eating spaghetti and then some cigarettes and then some beer and then a game of asshole. the spaghetti was the bomb coz it was loaded with velveeta cheese.yummm!!the cigarettes i'm not so proud of since i am trying to kick the habit.the beer..so-so.im not a big fan of beer.the asshole game was the highlight of the night.so you ask how this game is played? the dealer deals all the cards to all players (you can have as many players as you want), while the dealer has the cards he can make anyone do anything he wishes i.e. grab him a drink, dance for him or chug a beer until he says stop. for the first game, the player with the 3 of clubs goes first. the next person can either drop a card with the same number (to skip the person next to him, the peson who got skipped needs to chug his beverage) or drop a card that has higher value than the 3. the 4 card is a social, meaning if you drop this card everybody has to drink their alcoholic beverage. the 2 card is a clear card, this will clear all the cards in the tables and you can drop whatever card you want. the 4 and 2 cards are lifesavers so use them wisely. the ace card can be either a 1 or it can be higher than the king card. a pair of cards beats a single card, a three of a kind beats a pair of cards. the first person who gets rid of his cards first becomes the president, the next person who gets rid of his card next is vice president and so on. the last person to get rid of his cards or still has cards in his hands is the asshole (he is the person in the bottom of the genepool). now the fun begins... to start the next game the president can make one rule that everybody has to do or a rule that can affect only one person (i.e. everybody has to sing a song before putting down a card or pick their nose before putting down a card, if they dont follow the president's rule then they have to consume their alcoholic beverage).the president can only make one rule for every game.if one person is president for 3 times in a row then, he can make a rule that will stay regardless of who is president.THE PRESIDENT CAN MAKE ANYONE DO WHATEVER HE WANTS! the vice president can order around the people below him to do whatever he wants. the next person in the chain of command can order the person below him to do whatever he wants. the asshole is basically the beer bitch, the clown, the butler...he is nothing but a court jester who has to follow what his superior tells him to do. **the clincher of the game is that no one can say a player's name, no one can point, no one can say the word DRINK, DRANK or DRUNK. if you do any of these things then you have to consume your alcoholic beverage. any questions?alright!let the games begin!! | 
. a lot of people got drunk and my little brother had too much alcohol he kinda hurled half his dinner.haha.i had most of the things that i wished for and then some.a couple of people weren't able to go because they had to tie some loose ends but it's all good...because i will see one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world in a few weeks.she's gonna pay for not going to my party...living in the east coast is not an excuse!haha.