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| marriage ageTAKE THiS QUiZ TO FiND OUT WHAT YOUR MARRiAGE AGE iS:
[x ] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [x] I keep track of dates using a calendar. [x] I own more than one credit card. [ ] I know how to change the oil in my dads car. [x] i can wash my clothes [ ] I vote every election. [x] I can cook for myself. [ ] I think politics is exciting. [ x] I balance my checkbook. [] My parents have better things to say than my friends.
total: 6
[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early. [x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [] I've never gotten a detention. [ ] I have never smoked a cigarette. [] I have never gotten completely trashed. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [ ] I like to take walks by myself. [x] I've watched talk shows. [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
total: 5
[x] I know how to do the dishes [x] I can count to 10 in another language. [ x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it [ x] My parents trust me. [ x] I can mow the lawn. [x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. [ ] I remember to water the plants. [x] I study when I have to. [ x] I pay attention at school/college. [ ] I remember to feed my pets.
total: 8
[x] can spell 'experience' without looking it up (DUH) [ ] I work out on a regular basis. [x] I clean up my own mess. [ ] The people at Starbuck's know me by name. [ ] my favorite kind of food is take out. [x]I have gained weight since middle/high school. [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine. [ x] I cant go to the store without getting something I don't need. [ x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said. [x] I can type quickly.
total: 6
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment. [x] I have been to a tupperware party [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. [] I have more bills than I can pay. [x] Most of my friends are older than I am. [x] I can say no to staying out all night. [x] I use the internet every day. [] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while. [x ] I can read a book and actually finish it.
total: 7
add up all the number and repost this as: MY MARRIAGE AGE IS -- 32 ... Holy Mother of!! How Slutty Are You?
[x] Have you ever kissed in public? [x] Hugged more than 5 people in one day? [] Worn a playboy necklace? [x] Got in trouble for what you wore? [x] Skirt was too short. [x] Was in the bathroom with someone of the opposite sex? [] Teachers talk about you? [x] Dated a guy/girl in a older grade? [x] Opposite sex older than you say your attractive? [x]Broke up with someone for someone else? TOTAL : 8
[x] Danced with someone? [] Been the middle in a sandwich? [x] Grinded with someone of the same sex? [x] Been to a boy/girl pool party? [x] Jumped in pool naked? [x] Went skinny dipping late at night? [ ] planning on hooking up w more then2 ppl? the same night [] lead ppl on all the time? TOTAL : 5
[x] Played chicken? [x] Went topless? [] Had your first kiss before you turned 10? [] Kissed in pre-school? [x] Gotten a hicky? [x] Someone told you "I'd tap that"? [x] flashed someone just because? [] woke up somewhere and dont rember wat happened?
TOTAL: 5
[x] At least one weirdo guy has left you a message/comment on xanga/myspace? [] Recieved a titty twister? [x] Danced on a pole? [x] Screamed "HEY SEXY" to someone you never met before? [] People think your older than what you are? [x] A guy/girl has asked you for your number? TOTAL: 4
total score= 22
Total x's multiplied by 3
I'm 66% slutty daw. Jeez!!damn survey.lol
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| nak ng shietznak ng shietz hapit na kaayu!!5 weeks!!and gaka-feel na nko ang pressure sa akong freaking cr0tch hole.i know not a pretty picture.haha.i had the 3 hour glucose test last week and and pisti nga corpman dli kabalo mu-tunong sa bangag!!imbis 4 times lng ko i-prick..ika-7 na nuon!!perting daghana sa akong tuplok...naa pa gyud koy bruise sa akong bukton tungod sa inatay.haaayyy!!juice k0w!!eniwei highway, hapit nko manganak ug murag dli nko mka-hulat, ambut kung sa kahadlok, kakulba or excited lng ko.basta..mao na na^.lisud i-explain ang dli masabtan.hehe. | | |
| 10 more weeks and this baby will be out of my body!!!!!!thank god!!!i cannot effin' wait!!!people tell me i have a a big belly for someone so small.what does that really mean??does that mean that i am just fat? because according to the scale at the doctor's office i gained 12 lbs. in the last 6 mos. i would hardly claassify that as fat especially when you are 6 mos. preg0!!effin' morons. what do they expect a pregnant woman to look like?freakin' paris hilton?!!people have such high standards for other people but they don't care to look at themselves. picture this 5ft., 180 lbs., hasn't had a haircut in 10 years, no make-up whatsoever and stinks like a mother effin' sewer. how's that for a mental picture of someone who has high standards.screw y'all!!i am 7 mos. preg0 and i don't look like i'm about to p0p and i still look good and smell better than half the population that consider themselves high-class.urgh!i didn't know being high-class meant that you had to look and smell like a homeless person. ok enough of this. i do not want my child to look like an ugly dwarf. | | |
| i want to be one of those happy pregnant people..but i'm not. they say pregnancy and the whole evolution of motherhood is the best experience one can ever have. i say it's bullshit. i say it's a load of horse shit piled on horse manure. fucking pile of stinky manure. being pregnant is not the best experience. it is fucking draining as hell and you feel like you are the ugliest and fattest person on earth. you feel like no one takes care of you but yourself. its all a motherfucking stupid act so that everyone will believe the fucking fairy tale they are selling. i am not fucking buying it. i am the most vile and evil person in this planet right now. i say amen to those who are having a great pregnancy..and to those who are suffering and not having the "most beautiful experience"..i say amen to you too and more power. it takes a lot of fucking guts to go through a whole damn pregnancy especially a very unhappy one, but what other option is there.abortion? too inhumane. i swear to the heavens above that i will teach my child all the evil things in this world. and make him despise his own father and make him the bravest, meanest person alive so he can make his father suffer and in the end have the courage to finish him off. see i told you that i was the most evil person in this planet. that does not end there. i have more things planned and i assure you that it won't be nice and pretty with a little bow on top. it will be coated in hate, anger and blood. only a couple more months and i will bring forth the spawn of the devil. | | |
| what i have to sayi have nothing to say. i am so sck and tired of being so sick and tired all the time. | | |
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